Florida Pastoral: Archive

August 2011

73 posts

Yo, you took your pussy game up a whole ‘notha level.
This is some Cirque du Soleil pussy now, shit!
You done went all porno on a nigga, okay, and I - and I love it.
And I thank you.
I thank you.
My dick thanks you!
How did you learn?
How - how did your pussy game come up?

I was fuckin’ parts of yo pussy I’ve never even fucked before.
I was in there like
Oh, shit, I never been here before.
I’ve never even seen this part of pussy town before.
It’s like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit.
What the fuck happened?
Who - who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?

Jul 31, 20110 notes

July 2011

102 posts

Jul 30, 20114 notes

#waldo #florida #Gainesville #what she said

Jul 29, 20119 notes

#kodak #polaroid #camera #photography #hipsters #awesome #trinkets

Jul 29, 20114 notes

#good impression #wristbands

You post so many pictures of your/others' cat. Haha. You're reminding me of the cat lady in the e-harmony vid. ;)

Oh, my god - please tell me it isn’t to that point yet? In my defense, Swisher moved out in May and I’m only kittysitting for the rest of the week. I feel the urge to take a million pictures whenever he decides to be cute just because we don’t ‘hang out’ much anymore.

And besides - I don’t need pictures just to prove I have non-housepet friends, because who even wants people-friends?

Jul 27, 20110 notes

Jul 27, 20113 notes

#swisher #portrait #kitty #cat #cute

Jul 27, 20117 notes

#rubber ducky #duck #kitty #swisher #cat #nap

Jul 27, 20112 notes

#swisher #kitty #cat #cute #model #thousand yard stare

Jul 27, 20112 notes

#rubber ducky #duck #Swisher #kitty #cat

Jul 26, 20112 notes

#dealercat #cat #kitty #swisher #cute

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